I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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