No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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