Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Randomize
