Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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