Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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