Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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