he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
