I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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