you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
