We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
You did what with his pubic hair?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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