Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
i dont even know how to be here
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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