Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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