Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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