Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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