i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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