I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Randomize
