I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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