I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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