He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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