I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
All the doctor said was why
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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