How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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