Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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