Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
