counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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