me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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