What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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