I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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