Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
