love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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