I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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