with your own penis?
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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