He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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