question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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