what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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