no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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