everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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