I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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