I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
is it fun? or sober?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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