I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
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