You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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