Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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