at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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