have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
So apparently I’m into choking now
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