Buhtt sex?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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