So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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