well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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