its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
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