just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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