They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
dude. I can hear the air.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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