Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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