I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Randomize
